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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
An Antarctic Scientist went to the Southpole to do a research on the penguins. With the recent Google Translate's ability to translate Penguish, he started asking the penguins questions. "What are your daily activities?" "Swim, sunbathe, eat, sleep, beatbox" The scientist felt a bit strange, but he kept asking other penguins. Time flies, he interviewed 99 penguins, and all of them gave the same answer. When it came to the 100th, the answer was different, "Swim, sunbathe, eat, sleep." "Well, you don't beatbox?" "I am Box."
Course language
Because you can’t bring a horticulture
Come around the corner and I’ll show you my hole
Another father came next to him and said beaming with pride: "You see that beauty over there? That's my daughter. She's 3 days old." The first father then said with the happiest heart this world has ever seen: "That cutey patootie is my 1 day old son!" There was silence for a moment and then dad #2 said: "Y'know, maybe one day our kids will marry, you never know!" And the first one answered: "Yeah sure...why not?" But deep down he was thinking: "Not in this world, nor the next, will I ever let my son marry someone thrice his age!"
Guess i should have seen a psychotherapist
A Lumberjack is walking in the forest when a tree yells..stop! You can’t chop me down because I’m a talking tree! The Lumberjack says even though you’re a talking tree you’ll dialogue.
Because she wanted to be a cool grandma.
When I opened it up it was silent.
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